Homegrown - Dairy

"Lesbianism or death" Could be a slogan for the election campaign...

– Te Radar muses on the need for frisky dairy cows to sustain the industry

I find waste very sexy...

– Dr Steven Pratt on making bioplastics from cow poo

What were they like, slightly flared at the hoof?

– Te Radar asks cow breeder Peter Gatley about '1970s' cows

I've been traumatising a lot of cows through hugs. I thought I was giving them some pleasure...

– Te Radar on learning cows do not like being hugged

It was basically standing behind cows for hours on end that really put me off it.

– Te Radar on why he didn't take up the family dairy farm

I put it to you, could our national bird be this productive? Well, no, probably not and this is just the tip of the milky iceberg...

– Te Radar on the super productivity of New Zealand's dairy herd

Perhaps I should have stuck to making animals out of vegetables.

– Te Radar on his lack of success at a rural 'calf club'

Kind of body odour-ish...in a classy way.

– Te Radar smells a piece of Whitestone Blue cheese