Letter to Blanchy - An Arresting Experience (Final Episode)

You bring us out here, you starve us, you get us stranded, you nearly get us killed...and now you add criminal mischief to the list! I'm gonna get you guys. I'm gonna sue you into the ground...

– American tourist Emmett (Tony Dale) confronts a sheepish Derek (David McPhail) about a disastrous jet boat trip

For the last couple of years you three have made my life and my career pretty interesting. Well, I'd like a dull career. Since today is my 50th birthday I thought the least you three could do was shout us a drink.

– Police Superintendent Molloy (Ian Watkin) lays down the law to Derek, Barry and Ray

It's certainly going to be a tussle for the finish. I hope so anyway...

– The race commentator (Keith Haube) despairs at a most unusual harness race

That's my flaming dozer! What's it doing in the river?

– A local farmer (Elisabeth Moody) can't believe her eyes