The Millen Baird Show - First Episode

Television (Full Length Episode) – 2008

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– The signature line of character Danny D'Nial (Millen Baird)

Both series make a lot of other Kiwi stuff on TV look very pallid indeed.
– Reviewer Linda Herrick, in The NZ Herald (TimeOut), 11 September 2008, page 22

Gidday mate! How’s it all goin’? Havin’ a bit of leisure time with the labrador, aye? Hey, wouldn’t it be great to have more leisure time with your dog, mate? Hey, stop running away from me mate and start running your own business! Hey, did you get my messages? I got your number off your mum — sexy woman, mate!
– An annoying salesman (Millen Baird) goes to great lengths to sign up a neighbour for a pyramid scheme

Hey Michael, you got any biscuits? You're playing like a girl guide.
– Rugby player (Millen Baird) hurls insults in the locker room at half-time

Argall, you gotta come inside your man, mate. Penetrate those gaps.
– Rugby player (Millen Baird) provides some advice to the team at half-time

I play about fourteen characters and sometimes it can get a bit tricky.
– Millen Baird on the scene where he knocks himself out, The Press, 17 April 2012