Clash of the Codes - Series One, Episode 10

At the end of tonight’s show we’re going to find out which sport can be declared the champion, and therefore boast the top athletes in the country. Over the last nine weeks the competition has been ferocious, particularly for our two top teams: Kodak Express canoeing and Reebok rowing ...

– Simon Barnett intros the final

I’m pressing very hard to be carried up myself on the stretcher because I’m not feeling up for it ...

– Marc Ellis contributes to team strategy for the bush rescue

He’d be pretty sore by the top of the hill, if you know what I’m saying

– A comment on one of the soccer rep’s technique of picking up the stretcher with his arms between his legs