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The Topp Twins - Do Not Adjust Your Twin-Set: The Beach

Television (Excerpts) – 1996

There's only about 36 k's to go alright. That's about a thousand dollars a kilometre.
– Camp Mother (Lynda Topp), tries to motivate Camp Leader (Jools Topp) at the triathlon
I suppose you get quite a few girls coming up to you, aye? I bet you go to the gym aye?
– Camp Mother (Lynda Topp) flirts outrageously with a lifeguard
You're a lifeguard? Oh, how gorgeous! You've got beautiful warm hands, too.
– Camp Mother (Lynda Topp) flirts with a lifeguard
Get off the bike Camp Leader, you're way behind!
– Camp Mother (Lynda Topp) bosses Camp Leader (Jools Topp) around, at the triathlon
I'm supposed to be watching the beach, you know?
– The lifeguard, after being asked to apply sunscreen to Camp Mother (Lynda Topp)

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