American Pie - 5, Episode Five

When the locals tell you how healthy the climate is, they say, ‘Look at Custer. He was healthy when he left’.

– Presenter Gordon McLauchlan

Missiles is more of a passive role. You go on alert and, hopefully, as it’s been for the last 20 years, you don’t do anything.

– Flight Commander Chris Taylor

Americans are squandering a lot of money just for leisure time. I think we have to realise that we can’t afford to do that if there are other people suffering in the world.

– Hutterite leader Solomon Mandell