bro'Town - A Vegetarian at My Table

Yeah, shout all you like, son. No one can hear you yelling in the rural sector.

– Fred Dagg (John Clarke) tells Vale (Oscar Kightley) what's what

I'll take the high brow while you take the low brow, Jeff!

– Mack (Dave Fane) delivers a wicked burn to Jeff da Māori (also played by Fane)

Let's do a doco about the increased heart rate girls get when I pash them on the mouth..

– Valea (Shimpal Lelisi) suggests a topic for the team's documentary

What happens when your meat pie becomes a mouse pie? Our search for truth begins here....

– Vale (Oscar Kightley) finds the subject of his team's documentary

This is a parent's worst nightmare. Why can't you be gay? That would be so much easier to handle.

– Pepelo (Dave Fane) on hearing that his son Vale is turning vegetarian