Dog Squad - Series Two, Episode One

Good find: we don't want these in New Zealand damaging the trees ... that was excellent.

– A customs officer at Auckland Airport, after a sniffer beagle finds some funghi

In all these years I've never seen anyone give anyone fingernails before as a gift for Christmas...

– Corrections dog handler Maurice

Trying to do a runner with a printer ain't easy nor the brightest thing. All that effort must be draining these guys, they've ditched the sugar high...

– Narrator Jason Hoyte, on the discovery of a dropped Sprite bottle

The suitcase had enough food to stock a small grocery store.

– Narrator Jason Hoyte on a luggage check at Auckland International Airport