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It is I Count Homogenized - Episode

Television (Full Length Episode) – 1983

Lynne Soljak
Lynne Soljak
8 Jun 2020 - 03.31pm
Still Sooooo funny. I loved it when the dairy got an automatic buzzer on the door which kept catching the Count sneaking in to steal milk hahaha
30 Jun 2019 - 09.22pm
I remember this very well also, as well as A Haunting We Will Go.
28 Feb 2017 - 01.21pm
Um this is something special.
Ralph Espinosa
30 Oct 2014 - 07.17am
Wow...Count Homogenized is a unique positive comedian craving milk so much, and doing crazy things.

He reminded me of Mad Hatter 'cause his voice was like that!
Peta
Peta
20 Jun 2014 - 04.35pm
I loved count homogenized! He reminded me of frankenfurter ;-)
bruzie
bruzie
5 Jun 2014 - 02.22pm
I remember watching this in the UK. I never knew this was a NZ programme.
17 Jul 2013 - 09.36pm
love it havent seen it for years fond memories good stuff
tuul
tuul
21 Jan 2013 - 01.19pm
this is so bad! yikes!
Harley
Harley
10 Nov 2012 - 04.53pm
Holy Crap!!! My earliest nightmare as a Pre-Schooler is of Count Homogenized creeping, inch by inch, to a steady rhythm that I think now was my increasing heart rate, down the driveway from the letterboxes to the flats where we lived. Slowly but surely, TOWARD ME!!! Scared the CRAP OUT OF ME!!!! That and a character called "The Black Hand" from the Sooty & Sweep Show! Anyone remember that guy???
Justin Christian
Justin Christian
23 Aug 2012 - 03.05pm
This show scared the living daylights out of me when I was a kid.
Jenny Jost
Jenny Jost
31 Jul 2012 - 03.38pm
My daughter and I were just talking about this programme and remember it from way back.
Mark
Mark
18 Mar 2012 - 05.18pm
Terrifying as a child, still got nervous as soon as his face flopped up on screen. Nightmares for DECADES from this.
Emma
Emma
11 Mar 2012 - 04.34pm
Oh man childhood nightmares coming back.... This guy and Worzel Gummidge wud send me on a sreaming frenzy lmao
Paula!
Paula!
8 Feb 2012 - 06.25pm
This is who I used to hav nightmares about, always thought it was Dr Who.
tobias
tobias
11 Jan 2012 - 11.52pm
any chance of some more episodes of this guy please!
3 Oct 2011 - 10.17pm
Another Kiwi in Australia; I constant tell my wife about this great show I watched as a kid.. so I did a search and am so happy I've found it.. Yes.. get the rights issues solved so we can all get to watch this on dvd.. I want my kids to see it !!!!!!
Sarah
Sarah
1 Oct 2011 - 09.21pm
Watching this has absolutely made my day - happy memories and still lots of laughs as an adult! Thank you so much for making it available here.
12 May 2011 - 03.45pm
Hey everyone. Unfortunately there is no DVD of this series, and we're not aware of any plans to make one! We'll do our best to get more episodes up here - it's a bit bound up in rights issues :)
Marara
Marara
11 Apr 2011 - 10.00pm
please a dvd would be great so my nieces and nephews understand what I am talking about when I was there age........
Kiwi Shane
Kiwi Shane
10 Mar 2011 - 02.49pm
loved this show when I was a child and wish it was available on DVD,
Still makes me have a giggle
lj
lj
11 Feb 2011 - 01.27pm
he looks like a bleeched frank n furta .. i do remember it though from when i was about 4 i liked it better than , don't really enjoy it now , it was a better memory than the show lol
Johnny
Johnny
12 Dec 2010 - 04.07pm
Yes, release it no DVD, now please!!!
best kids show ever!
LK
LK
23 Sep 2010 - 08.42am
dvd please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andy
Andy
20 Jul 2010 - 07.08pm
I absolutely love this programme, whenare the DVDS and shirts coming out?
jason
jason
17 Jun 2010 - 10.46pm
wow i can't belive it i remember this show when i was 7 years old i use to tell people about this show no1 had heard of it glad it was a true life show . this is proof right here thanks for this show
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