Motorway Patrol - Slippery When Wet

...it's all too common: just careless driving, inattention and the traffic volume and wet road conditions don't help. So thankfully no one's hurt.

– Constable Mike Taylor sums up the case of the upside down Ford Laser in Auckland mangroves

I slammed on the brakes. It spun a few...I don't know, maybe 100 metres if that, and then hit the fence, done a few rolls into the swamp, and ended up upside down. Not good.

– The driver of an upside down Ford Laser explains what happened

I'm gonna take my shit out of it and then that's it. It's gone, it's dead, goodbye...

– The owner of a Ford Laser is asked what she is going to do after a crash