Pāia - Zorb (Series One, Episode Five)

Hū hū hū! Hā hā hā hā! Hī hī hī! (Woohoo! Hahaha! Hee hee!)

– Narration from the presenters, when the zorb is on the move

Kei te pukuriri katoa au ki a Rereahu. Tana whakatoi hoki! He pōrangi nōna. Ki te hinga ia i a au me oti i a ia te tū hikari arā te tū haka mō te rua miniti. Anā tō kai Rereahu! (Rereahu annoys me. He’s so cheeky! He’s crazy. If I beat him he has to do calf exercises, like a haka stance for two minutes. Take that!)

– Pāia co-presenter Waioira McLeod on her plans to win, and make colleague Rereahu Collier pay for being a nuisance

Aw, i raru koe Hupamene? (Aw, did you hurt yourself Superman?)

– Waioira McLeod teases her co-presenter Rereahu Collier, after he finds it tricky getting into the zorb