When I was young all I wanted was a banana seat bike and I never got one. I got models of tractors instead and that made me miserable.– Wayne Ching (writer)
Not everyone loves Christmas.– Tagline
I think the best way to get Santa back / Is to hit where it hurts: his big Santa sack.– From the narration
So a plan was hatched to steal Santa’s presents / A plan fuelled by vodka and anti-depressants.– Narration
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