Tom Sainsbury - Snapchat Dude

It's got subtle hints of wine, and grapes.

– Wine reviewer Fiona (Tom Sainsbury), in clip two

... so I finished my breakfast of a bottle of Jack Daniels, and I got in my Land Rover and drove into town thinking 'oh, your time has come Collins.'

– Former National Party leader Judith Collins (Tom Sainsbury) on receiving the call to lead (clip four)

... last time I let people know about my birthday, my stalker filled up my office with white roses that had been spray-painted blue...

– Former National party member Paula Bennett (Tom Sainsbury) (clip six)

My partner asked me 'if you had to chose between me and Jacinda, who would you chose, Grantie?' And I said 'you don't even want to go there cuz you won't like the answer - it's Cindy.'

– Deputy Prime Minister Grant Robertson (Tom Sainsbury), discussing his love for Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern (third clip - 00:10)

Oh brother, I just wanted some swan plants because I thought it would be fun to have Monarch Butterflies hatching everywhere, but now it's turning into this kind of genocidal nightmare.

– Maz Bazzington (Tom Sainsbury), on having too many caterpillars for his swan plants (clip five)

...I might just head into the kitchen and demand food and then when it's given to me, I'll just ignore it and walk off in a huff.

– Gingerbread the cat (Tom Sainsbury), in clip one