Tom Sainsbury - Snapchat Dude

...I might just head into the kitchen and demand food and then when it's given to me, I'll just ignore it and walk off in a huff.

– Gingerbread the cat (Tom Sainsbury), in clip one

It's got subtle hints of wine, and grapes.

– Wine reviewer Fiona (Tom Sainsbury), in clip two

My partner asked me 'if you had to chose between me and Jacinda, who would you chose, Grantie?' And I said 'you don't even want to go there cuz you won't like the answer - it's Cindy.'

– Deputy Prime Minister Grant Robertson (Tom Sainsbury), discussing his love for Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern (third clip - 00:10)

... so I finished my breakfast of a bottle of Jack Daniels, and I got in my Land Rover and drove into town thinking 'oh, your time has come Collins.'

– Former National Party leader Judith Collins (Tom Sainsbury) on receiving the call to lead (clip four)

Oh brother, I just wanted some swan plants because I thought it would be fun to have Monarch Butterflies hatching everywhere, but now it's turning into this kind of genocidal nightmare.

– Maz Bazzington (Tom Sainsbury), on having too many caterpillars for his swan plants (clip five)

... last time I let people know about my birthday, my stalker filled up my office with white roses that had been spray-painted blue...

– Former National party member Paula Bennett (Tom Sainsbury) (clip six)